You’ve found em! The first pics of Jamie Lynn’s brand new baby girl! Jamie Lynn posted this pic of “Maddie” on her MySpace with the following message:

“lol thank you all guys for the comments and messages? i love you all guys some of u are surprised about the name? but casey didnt actually like the other names. Maddie Briann OMG now i really understand my mom lol? sometimes she was overprotective but now i understand why. now Maddie is sleeping like an angel and im still in hospital? i had a natural birth and yeah thank u guys for the pic comment? it really means alot to me!!!”

By “natural birth,” young Jamie Lynn means vaginal birth, not a c-section, as was erroneously reported by The National Enquirer. Jamie Lynn, “natural birth” means without the use of drugs while “vaginal birth” means you spit it out your vajayjay rather than having a c-section. We realize you still have a few things to learn about babies, but it’s evident that you’ve mastered how to make them!

So is it real? Is this Jamie Lynn’s baby or just a cover up? The baby looks bigger than 7 pounds, but who are we to say it’s not? We’ll find out! You know we will!

At 1:40 this morning Jamie Lynn Spears and her new baby girl “Maddie” were driven away from the hospital in a white Range Rover by Casey Aldridge. Jamie Lynn and Maddie were in the back seat surrounded by a white sheet and the Range Rover was given a police escort. The police escort was necessary because now that Jamie Lynn posted the pics her mom can’t cash in on the millions OK! Magazine offered for the first pics of the teen queen’s bundle of bliss. Now that Jamie Lynn beat her to the punch, Momma Spears is probably sitting at Serenity biting her fingernails and plotting her next scheme to cash in on her children.

Casey and Jamie Lynn will be taking “Maddie” home to Kentwood where security is tight and paparazzi are everywhere. They’ll probably be taking “Maddie” to see their friends and showing her off to the paps, so you should see more pictures of her soon. Spears and low-key aren’t anywhere near each other in the dictionary which explains why the Pop Princess and the Nickelodeon Nightmare can’t seem to keep themselves and their business out of the press.

We’re bringing you the latest as always, so stick with us and check back often!

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We’re breaking the news, and proud of it! Read on and find out! This is huge!

The world became a better place Thursday. Jamie Lynn has given birth! The Spears now have another girl to carry on their legacy. She gave birth to a healthy baby girl June 19 at Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center in McComb, MS. Keep reading, because this gets JUICY!!

Nickelodeon’s 17 year-old Zoey 101 star gave birth to a 7 pound 11 ounce bundle of joy that she reportedly named Maddie Briann. We’re betting that Maddie turns out to be named Madelyn or something similar… but then again, knowing the Spears clan, Maddie just might be her real name.

Last week we broke the news to you that Jamie Lynn has called off her wedding to Casey Aldridge, father of “Maddie.” Jamie Lynn and Aldridge had been co-habitating in a small home just outside Liberty, MS, which is just across the border from Kentwood, LA, where Jamie Lynn’s mother lives. Jamie Lynn will be taking “Maddie” home to Serenity, the multi-million dollar mansion built with Britney’s money, where mom Lynne lives, and Aldridge will be returning to his job as a pipe layer in Liberty.

Now for the juice we promised you… For those of you who don’t know, Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Center is a tiny 160 bed state hospital with just 70 physicians on their staff. It gets juicier though… SMRMC is a “not for profit” hospital… meaning JAMIE LYNN SPEARS GAVE BIRTH TO HER CHILD IN A CHARITY HOSPITAL. Aren’t those for people that can’t afford health care? There’s nothing wrong with giving birth there… except for the fact that you’re filthy stinking rich!! Why? What’s the purpose? There are hospitals closer to both Kentwood and Liberty than Southwest Mississippi Regional. There are bigger hospitals, better hospitals. So why did Jamie Lynn have her baby in a state funded charity hospital? More to come, and you heard it here FIRST!!

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The younger Spears sexpot has called off her wedding! We didn’t even know the hussy was getting hitched! It’s being reported that Jamie Lynn and her baby daddy were engaged and that they were planning to get married before their bundle of fornication arrives. However, we here at randomgossip.com have juicier info than that.

Sources close to the couple claim that Jamie Lynn and her sperm donor, Casey Aldridge, are fighting constantly about anything and everything. They were rumored to have bought a home together close to her mommy’s pad, but now it appears that Jamie Lynn has moved back into the home, ironically called Serenity. Ha ha.

Apparently Granny Spears has been pushing the young couple to get married and things just aren’t working out. Sources say the arguing is so bad that they’ll probably never get married! “Jamie Lynn and Casey have been fighting non-stop about everything, from what to name the baby to what to eat for dinner,” the source says, “And now she’s called off their wedding plans.”

The 17 year old preggo eggo is due July 10th, so if they’re planning to tie the knot before the young Spears-Aldridge arrives they better start patching things up now! She’s already had her baby shower, at which the couple received gifts for the baby such as clothes, diapers, a Baby Bugaboo stroller, Cookie Monster towels, and Baby Einstein items.

It is also being reported that Jamie Lynn is terrified of giving birth. We’re thinking that’s probably something she should have thought about before now. The source says Lynne Spears showed her daughter a video of childbirth and Jamie Lynn threw up. We seriously laughed just now. Go ahead, we’ll wait………. “She is wondering if a C-section is possible,” said the source. “She wants to be knocked out and then wake up when it’s all over.” Well if that isn’t the essence of the experience we don’t know what is!

Jamie Lynn’s website hasn’t been updated since before she announced her pregnancy, which we believe is an attempt to keep her debacle a little more private. Just like her sister Britney, she just can’t seem to stay out of the media. She’s a nightmare on feet and it just keeps getting worse. We want to hear something from the kid… we’re talking about Jamie Lynn, not the baby. We just laughed again.

Good luck with all of this drama Jamie Lynn. If you want to sell us the first pictures of the baby just contact us. We’ve got $5 on it!

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