Ashton Kutcher had nothing to do with this punking. R&B singer Jennifer Hudson is reportedly latching onto “I Love New York” star Tiffany Pollard’s sloppy seconds. Punk, aka David Otunga and Hudson are hooking up lately, and this comes after her sudden break up with “childhood” lover James Payton. As we all know David lived in the house with 20 other men and competed for the love of New York. David took home third place in the show, but at least he tried right… ewwww. Jennifer must not have a problem with the fact that her man shared kisses with 20 other men. The following are supposedly MySpace messages between Hudson and Otunga:

Jennifer:

Punk u r the most beautiful man i have ever seen and I’ve seen alot and none of them have anything on you. You seem like the perfect man for me. Would you be my boyfriend? JHUD

Otunga:

Jenny, you are the most beautiful women, I have seen. Yes, I will be your boyfriend, but isn’t the man suppose to ask the woman that first? So, I guess that means you are my girlfriend huh? I see you have put me in your top. I have done the same. David.

Now, Punk is a graduate of Harvard Law. Do you really think he wrote that? Come on people! We’re pretty sure a Harvard Law grad can put together sentences better than that. Although we aren’t J-Hud fans, we’re pretty sure she’s not going around asking people to “be her boyfriend.” Does anybody say that past the 4th grade?

IF the two are dating, we wish them well!

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The Hogan family in the spotlight again… interesting. This time Hulk Hogan has come out and confessed his “unconditional” love for his soon to be ex-wife Linda Hogan Yea right!! He also said that he was happy about his relationship with his daughter Brooke Hogan. Hulk had this to say:

“I unconditionally love my wife, even though we’re not together anymore,” Hogan says. “The Linda that I know was a great mother and a great person.”

He also admitted that his marriage was on the ropes for the past decade, and that filming the “Hogan Knows Best” reality show on VH1 was an “bad idea.” We can’t tell. To us here at randomgossip.com, this family truly loves be the center of attention. In fact, they love it so much that Hulk Hogan is currently filming his new reality show “Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling,” due to air on CMT in the fall.

As for the jailbird Nick Hogan, Hulk says he is doing “better now” and according to People Magazine, “His son is now mingled in with other juveniles, and even has access to a TV.” Come on people mingling with the other juvies?… are they serving cocktails and crackers in there? This is supposed to be a slap in the face for Nick. There still hasn’t been an apology from Nick to John Graziano or his family. As much as the Hogan family are in the tabloids and on the news the opportunities are there.

“Nick understands thinking positive,” Hogan says. “Every night when we talk he says, ‘Man, Dad ? we got through another day.’ He’s grateful. He knows what’s in front of him. And (moving forward), we don’t want any negative stuff around us.?

The fact that they are only thinking of themselves in this situation is kinda odd to us. Stay close and we will keep you updated on “Hogan’s Knows Mess.”

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We are trying our hardest to figure this whole Hogan family drama out. Is the fact that Nick is in jail even an issue anymore? Hulk and Linda are getting divorced and Brooke is benefiting the most out of all of them. Not only will Vh1 be broadcasting her show “Brooke Knows Best”, she has also advertised herself on her MySpace page. Her failing pop career wasn’t bringing in any cash even after advertising on her MySpace page (shocker), so she better thank Nick for driving under the influence and ruining his friend’s life or she wouldn’t have a show now! We are feeling that this just adds to the fire that this whole divorce thing is a FAT joke. The Hogans see the dollar signs instead of the horrible event which left Nick’s friend John Graziano unable to function normally. The way they are handling the situation shows no regard for Graziano or his family. Hulk tried to shake off his guilty conscience on Larry King, saying that everything going on is “God’s will.” The insensitivity that this family is showing is terrible. They are not only moving on with their lives as the Graziano family suffers, they are also profiting from this horrible event!

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