After visiting Tiger at sex rehab, Elin Woods has called off their divorce.  She reportedly returned from the visit, “rejuvenated,” and says she is, “pleased that things went well.”

Tiger checked into a Mississippi sexual addiction rehabilitation clinic last week under heightened scrutiny following the scandal surrounding his whorish ways.  We obtained a little information about what Tiger is going through there:

The six-week program requires that Woods sign a celibacy vow, abstain from masturbation, refrain from the use of cell phones and computers, and disclose all of his affairs and sexual deviations to his wife, Elin.

All of that is great, but Elin… COME ON!!  Divorce him already.  Seriously.  Rachel, Jamie, Jamiee, Loredana, two porn stars, and the Waffle House chick are all in line waiting for your husband.  It’s time to stop sharing and just let them have him!

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Tony Romo (quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys) and Justin Timberlake (bubblegum pop artist) decided to play in the US Open. What possessed them to embarrass themselves, we have no idea. We mean, we know why they did it, but we’re not sure why they thought they would succeed. Tiger Woods said that celebrities would never be able to break 100 at Torrey Pines, and therefore shouldn’t try. Well Tiger, they did break 100… but just barely. Romo shot an 84. Timberlake came in just under 100 with a 98. Par at Torrey Pines is 71. In our humble opinion, these two should have left the golfing to the golfers. Romo’s not the best quarterback we know and Timberlake… well we’ll just leave that one alone. The only thing going for these two out of this experience is that they proved Tiger wrong, and in our book that’s fantabulous. Tiger isn’t our favorite, but hey, neither are Romo and Timberlake. Just a suggestion Romo, how about you take part in those spring workouts and brush up on your crying game? Jessica’s dad could help you in that department since he seems to whine about everything imaginable. Now we understand why you put up with the Simpson clan… they cry as much as you do!

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