After visiting Tiger at sex rehab, Elin Woods has called off their divorce.  She reportedly returned from the visit, “rejuvenated,” and says she is, “pleased that things went well.”

Tiger checked into a Mississippi sexual addiction rehabilitation clinic last week under heightened scrutiny following the scandal surrounding his whorish ways.  We obtained a little information about what Tiger is going through there:

The six-week program requires that Woods sign a celibacy vow, abstain from masturbation, refrain from the use of cell phones and computers, and disclose all of his affairs and sexual deviations to his wife, Elin.

All of that is great, but Elin… COME ON!!  Divorce him already.  Seriously.  Rachel, Jamie, Jamiee, Loredana, two porn stars, and the Waffle House chick are all in line waiting for your husband.  It’s time to stop sharing and just let them have him!

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