Pop princess Britney Spears recently settled her custody dispute with ex-hubby Kevin Federline. Britney was ordered to pay $250,000 in attorney’s fees for Federline, plus $20,000 per month in child support, but we here at Random Gossip have come up with a short list of things that should be on the pop tart’s shopping list. We’re sure she can still afford these items, and although she’s been shaping up recently, these areas need some desparate attention:

1. Proactive. That shine on her forehead can be taken care of, but those “blemishes” need some attention!
2. Shampoo & conditioner. We all know it’s weave, but you still have to wash it Britney.
3. Nicoderm. Smoking isn’t cute, and now her kids are playing with her cigarettes? No.
4. The Bender Ball. Although we must commend her on the progress she’s made, no more teeny bikini’s until you’ve shipped that belly into shape Brit.
5. A more appropriately sized vehicle.

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