Does anyone notice this besides us? Here we have Nick Cannon and his wife, Mariah Carey, grabbing some grub at Nobu in Malibu. We say “grabbing some grub” because of Nick’s attire, but if we were judging by Mariah’s getup we’d have said “after having dinner.” She’s dressed up, he’s wearing a t-shirt with a caption on it that reads, “Stop Hatin.” Are we flashing back to 2005, Nick? Did you dig deep in the closet for that one? No, of course not. That’s his regular attire. Mariah’s decked out and Nick’s pimped out. What a match made in Ghetto Cinderella Heaven!

How long before we hear Mariah demanding that Nick grow the hell up? As always, we’ll keep you posted!

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They’ve only been married a short time and it is already evident that Mariah Carey wears the pants in her marriage to Nick Cannon. Nick has become somewhat of a celebrity errand boy and from what OK! Mag is reporting, it’s not going over so well with him!

Nick and Mariah recently went to Hawaii to film the video for Mariah’s single, “I?ll Be Lovin? U Long Time.” While in Hawaii, Nick was reportedly sent to fetch items from Louis Vuitton and Tiffany & Co. for the diva. We think he probably just wanted to shop for her, but that’s not what’s floating around in the media. When Mariah got hurt on the set, Nick was right there to help her out of the pool and console her as she was on the verge of tears.

Mariah has some ideas for her new hubby in the career department too! Before they got married, Nick was slated to perform at a Sweet 16 party, but Mariah has since canceled that and all of her hubby’s performances must now be approved by her first. We think this is because Mariah has been very successful, and Nick simply hasn’t had the same success. She probably just wants the same for Nick. Mariah also reportedly nixed another season of Wild-N-Out, Nick’s MTV sketch comedy series. We’re not sure if that’s the case, but if it is we hope she’s got something better lined up for him.

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