This is the second installment of MTV’s “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila” and we’re still waiting for the MySpace whore to find a man…..or woman! When Tila finally narrowed it down to two finalists, and only Bo and Kristy were left with their shot at love. Even though Bo got his jaw broken for her, Tila still dismissed him and went with ex-playboy model Kristy. After Tila confessed her feelings for Kristy and told her she was the one, Kristy confessed to Tila that she wasn’t sure if she wanted a man or woman. Tila broke down in tears and kept asking Kristy “why would you do this to me, I can’t believe you did this to me.” Kristy said she wasn’t ready to take that step, but apparently Tila was. A couple months after the show was taped, Tila finally got to speak her mind about the finale. This is a blog from Tila’s MySpace:

BITCHES AIN?T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS!

Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt.
Can?t wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy?..fuck you. My ass.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can?t deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.

Smile on my face, the loving embrace?.but instead I?ll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming?.I let you touch me?.now that it?s over bitch?.You better start running.
Pent up inside?.telling these lies?.this has gone too far?..the world will soon die.

Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile?.brings another day!

Back to myself. Nobody else. Fuck all this bullshit. I?m back to myself. Yes. Thank the fuck God.

Tila

Obviously Tila’s got some mental issues, and it looks like Kristy got out just in time. We’ll keep you posted!!

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Not really, but that’s the way it sounds. Akon joined forces with pop legend Michael Jackson in a song titled “Hold My Hand.” The song will be released on Akon’s third album, which at this point is untitled. Akon told MTV News that working with MJ was, “A dream come true.” He also went on to say:

“Just to be in the same room, I felt everything I wanted to accomplish in life has been achieved,” Akon said. “That aura … that’s how incredible that aura is. We about to shake the world up, man. You know how you be with somebody and you can’t even explain? I used to sit and think, ‘How does somebody sell so many records and dominate a whole business genre to a point nobody can’t be a part of that without associating with you?’ The way he thinks … some artists think regional, some think national, I was thinking international. He thinks planets. It’s on another level.”

We are not insinuating anything, but given Jackson’s past we are getting a giggle out of this. With lyrics like: “We’re better off being together than being miserable alone” and “Nothing can come between us if you just hold my hand,” can you blame us? Both entertainers have a questionable past when it comes to underage sexual acts, so if they are holding hands at least they’re both of age. We’re just playing, but they could have come up with a better title.

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