randomgossip.com » kevin federline

K-Fed Rocks The Golf Course

gossip girl — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 18:33:44 +0000

Kevin Federline and his boys kicked off the X Games with a bang! Ryan Scheckler invited Kevin and a host of other celebrities and athletes to play in his X Games Celebrity Skins Classic, held at the Trump National Golf Club in Rancho Palos Verdes on Tuesday. Ryan is gonna be a mogul in a few years. But anyway, back to K-Fed…

Picture this: K-Fed’s on the green, lining up his putt. There’s $10 grand on the line. He doesn’t want to miss this putt. He takes his time, lines up perfectly, takes a deep breath, slow in his backswing, and just as he connects…. E-A-R-T-H-Q-U-A-K-E!!! No joke, I’m serious. A 5.4 magnitude earthquake shook the area just as Kevin took his shot. He looked on in disbelief as the shot left its course and he missed his putt. Once everyone figured out what was happening, the Father of the Year left the green to call and make sure Sean Preston and Jayden James were ok.

Pop Princess or Pop Pimples?

gossip girl — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:41:58 +0000

Pop princess Britney Spears recently settled her custody dispute with ex-hubby Kevin Federline. Britney was ordered to pay $250,000 in attorney’s fees for Federline, plus $20,000 per month in child support, but we here at Random Gossip have come up with a short list of things that should be on the pop tart’s shopping list. We’re sure she can still afford these items, and although she’s been shaping up recently, these areas need some desparate attention:

Proactive. That shine on her forehead can be taken care of, but those “blemishes” need some attention!
Shampoo & conditioner. We all know it’s weave, but you still have to wash it Britney.
Nicoderm. Smoking isn’t cute, and now her kids are playing with her cigarettes? No.
The Bender Ball. Although we must commend her on the progress she’s made, no more teeny bikini’s until you’ve shipped that belly into shape Brit.
A more appropriately sized vehicle.

Kevin Federline Partying All Night

gossip guy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:20:19 +0000

Kevin Federline could be seen partying the night away last night at Club Mansion in South Beach, Florida. While it was obvious he was having a good time, Federline spent most of the night talking about his kids and chugging a bottle of water. People sent bottle after bottle of champagne to K-Fed, but he refused and instead used the bottles to spray down the crowd on the dance floor. Federline and his posse partied until 4 a.m, but didn’t need alcohol to have a good time. Maybe ex-wife Britney Spears should take lessons from the two-time father of the year. Even though Britney was awarded overnight visitation earlier this week with Sean Preston and Jayden James, it is clear she still has a lot to learn.

We applaud K-Fed for being a great example to his children. Even though he is not perfect, we think a lot of other celebs could learn a thing or two from him.