Now we’ve heard it ALL! Mitch Winehouse says that his daughter Amy accidentally took ecstasy, and that’s what landed her in the hospital. Accidentally huh? How’s that work Mitch?

Mitch rushed Amy to the hospital after she began having convulsions in her London home. He now believes that one of Amy’s friends put the drug in her drink. He’s even called the police in to investigate the matter! Now that’s his daughter and we expect him to believe the best about her, but COME ON! She’s an addict. You’re giving her too much credit pops.

We’re still giggling over here. What a dumbass!

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DMX has been arrested for the second time in less than a week. The rapper, whose real name is Earl Simmons, was arrested on Tuesday on a warrant for not having a valid drivers license. He was arrested again Friday for trying to buy drugs from an undercover police officer.

DMX reportedly approached the undercover officer and asked to buy, “30 powder and 15 weed,” meaning $30 worth of cocaine and $15 worth of weed. When he handed over the $45 he was arrested. Now, we’re not condoning drug use or anything like that, but that’s less than a gram of coke and less than a quarter ounce of weed. Can’t he afford more than that? Ok, ok… we’re sorry. But we’re still laughing.

Simmons is being held in the Miami-Dade County Jail on $6,000 bond. We hope he can swing it.

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