Pop princess Britney Spears recently settled her custody dispute with ex-hubby Kevin Federline. Britney was ordered to pay $250,000 in attorney’s fees for Federline, plus $20,000 per month in child support, but we here at Random Gossip have come up with a short list of things that should be on the pop tart’s shopping list. We’re sure she can still afford these items, and although she’s been shaping up recently, these areas need some desparate attention:

1. Proactive. That shine on her forehead can be taken care of, but those “blemishes” need some attention!
2. Shampoo & conditioner. We all know it’s weave, but you still have to wash it Britney.
3. Nicoderm. Smoking isn’t cute, and now her kids are playing with her cigarettes? No.
4. The Bender Ball. Although we must commend her on the progress she’s made, no more teeny bikini’s until you’ve shipped that belly into shape Brit.
5. A more appropriately sized vehicle.

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They’ve only been married a short time and it is already evident that Mariah Carey wears the pants in her marriage to Nick Cannon. Nick has become somewhat of a celebrity errand boy and from what OK! Mag is reporting, it’s not going over so well with him!

Nick and Mariah recently went to Hawaii to film the video for Mariah’s single, “I?ll Be Lovin? U Long Time.” While in Hawaii, Nick was reportedly sent to fetch items from Louis Vuitton and Tiffany & Co. for the diva. We think he probably just wanted to shop for her, but that’s not what’s floating around in the media. When Mariah got hurt on the set, Nick was right there to help her out of the pool and console her as she was on the verge of tears.

Mariah has some ideas for her new hubby in the career department too! Before they got married, Nick was slated to perform at a Sweet 16 party, but Mariah has since canceled that and all of her hubby’s performances must now be approved by her first. We think this is because Mariah has been very successful, and Nick simply hasn’t had the same success. She probably just wants the same for Nick. Mariah also reportedly nixed another season of Wild-N-Out, Nick’s MTV sketch comedy series. We’re not sure if that’s the case, but if it is we hope she’s got something better lined up for him.

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Russell Simmons must feel like a total idiot right now. His divorce from Kimora Lee is final and it’s gonna cost Russell an arm and an Escalade. Everyone knew that Kimora was going to make out like a bandit in the divorce but you’re not gonna believe what all Russell has to give her! Let’s run it down for you:

Russell has to shell out $40,000 a month for his two girls Ming Lee and Aoki and he doesn’t even get decent visitation with them! He gets to see them every 8th week from Saturday to Saturday. That’s every 2 months! Simmons has to pay child support until 2019 for Ming Lee and 2022 for Aoki.

Rev Run’s brother also has to pay $18,000 to Kimora per month for upkeep on their Saddle River, New Jersey home until it sells. It is currently on the market but Kimora is allowed to reside in the home until it is sold. The residence was featured on MTV’s Cribs. The crib Phat Farm built is 35,000 square feet, 10 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, is on 4 acres, and the asking price is $23.8 million… just in case you’re interested. The estate also boasts a professional gymnasium, custom movie theater, popcorn machine, large wine cellar with sit-down tasting area, high tech security system with dozens of cameras and indoor and outdoor swimming pools with waterfalls, caves and a Jacuzzi. Kimora gets it all for now and Russell basically has to pay her to live there!

Russell also has to buy Kimora Lee a new car valued at no less $60,000 every two years for the next 13 years! He’s not married to her anymore so why is he responsible for her lifestyle? He should take care of his kids, sure… but take care of his ex-wife? Are you crazy? You’d have to take us to jail because we wouldn’t do it! She claims it is for transportation of the children but she knows she can afford her own car! He has to buy his own car to transport the children in, so why shouldn’t she??

And if all that wasn’t enough of a kick in the ass for Russell, he doesn’t even get to see his kids for Christmas! He has to pick any week between December 7 – December 21 in which to celebrate the holidays with the girls. Kimora gets them on all holidays every year. Fair? We think not! They gave the guy a break and let him have Father’s Day at least! Anytime Russell has the kids, they have to be accompanied by a nanny and security agent chosen by Kimora.

All of this seems like a lot to us. Sure he’s worth a bajillion dollars, but so is she! Take care of yourself Kimora, you’re not his responsibility anymore!

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