Does anyone notice this besides us? Here we have Nick Cannon and his wife, Mariah Carey, grabbing some grub at Nobu in Malibu. We say “grabbing some grub” because of Nick’s attire, but if we were judging by Mariah’s getup we’d have said “after having dinner.” She’s dressed up, he’s wearing a t-shirt with a caption on it that reads, “Stop Hatin.” Are we flashing back to 2005, Nick? Did you dig deep in the closet for that one? No, of course not. That’s his regular attire. Mariah’s decked out and Nick’s pimped out. What a match made in Ghetto Cinderella Heaven!

How long before we hear Mariah demanding that Nick grow the hell up? As always, we’ll keep you posted!

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For some reason, the world cares. Attention ladies and gentlemen, John Mayer got a haircut. Why this is so fascinating is beyond us, but whatever. The 30 year old musician made the cut from long locks to buzz boy and everyone is raving. Hopefully this haircut won’t get the same treatment as Mayer’s girlfriend Jennifer Aniston’s did when she was appearing as Rachel on the NBC hit “Friends.”

John debuted his new dome Saturday at California’s Shoreline Amphitheater. We just don’t see the big fuss.

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Welcome back people! We took a short hiatus, but we have returned to give you the dirt!

This weekend was a busy one, so we’ll start with LiLo and SaMANtha. Lindsay Lohan and her gal pal Samantha Ronson hit up the Hamptons this weekend. Lindsay and Sam were seen hopping around the Hamptons, shopping and seeing the sights. They were holding hands and flirting as usual, which is what’s keeping all eyes on them. Whether or not Lindsay digs chicks is yet to be confirmed, but does it really matter? All she wants is attention from people like us, and she gets plenty of it by running around holding hands and sucking face with her man… errr woman.

Ronson, a hip hop DJ, was something like a K list celebrity before her showmance with Lindsay started. People knew of her, sure… but she wasn’t nearly as well known as she is now. Sam The Man is now known worldwide and she’s poised to be the next KFed. All it took to launch him into the public eye for good was a roll in the hay and a short-lived marriage with pop princess Britney Spears. After all is said and done, Lindsay’s beau will have reached celebrity status of his… her own.

Speculation that the two are a couple has been making the rounds for months now. The two were first spotted kissing in pubic in May, and have been photographed together all over the world since then. They aren’t leaving much to our imaginations. Although they won’t comment on their relationship publicly, they aren’t shy when cameras are around. They constantly hold hands, flirt, and kiss in the presence of photogs. Publicity stunt? Maybe… maybe not.

What does Lindsay’s mom Dina have to say about her daughter’s companion? “I love Samantha,” Dina told reporters last week. “She’s like a child to me. They’re great friends, and as long as my daughter is happy and healthy, it is what it is.” — It is what it is? Does that mean it is what we all think it is??

We think Lindsay should get A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila. Wouldn’t that be so much more fabulous than SaMANtha? Who wants to see Lindsay with Tila? Show of hands?

Whether Lindsay and Sam are truly together or not, we’ll all have to wait and see. As always, we’ll keep you posted!

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