Bale was arrested Tuesday, after the authorities allowed him to attend the release of his new movie, The Dark Knight. WTF? We postpone arrests so that stars can attend premiers? Huh?

Bale’s mother is 61 years old. So, not only does he hit girls, he hits his mother… and she’s elderly. This guy is out of control. His mother and sister refused to speak about the incident, claiming it is a “family matter.” If it was a family matter, why was he arrested?

The police report for the incident states that the assault occurred Sunday night at the swanky Dorchester Hotel near Hyde Park in England. The family claims they did not call the police, so it must have been quite a ruckus in order for someone else to have stepped in and made that call.

Bond was set and Bale was released pending his court date in September. We’ll keep you posted!

DMX

DMX reportedly approached the undercover officer and asked to buy, “30 powder and 15 weed,” meaning $30 worth of cocaine and $15 worth of weed. When he handed over the $45 he was arrested. Now, we’re not condoning drug use or anything like that, but that’s less than a gram of coke and less than a quarter ounce of weed. Can’t he afford more than that? Ok, ok… we’re sorry. But we’re still laughing.

Simmons is being held in the Miami-Dade County Jail on $6,000 bond. We hope he can swing it.