Tiger checked into a Mississippi sexual addiction rehabilitation clinic last week under heightened scrutiny following the scandal surrounding his whorish ways.  We obtained a little information about what Tiger is going through there:

The six-week program requires that Woods sign a celibacy vow, abstain from masturbation, refrain from the use of cell phones and computers, and disclose all of his affairs and sexual deviations to his wife, Elin.

All of that is great, but Elin… COME ON!!  Divorce him already.  Seriously.  Rachel, Jamie, Jamiee, Loredana, two porn stars, and the Waffle House chick are all in line waiting for your husband.  It’s time to stop sharing and just let them have him!

Apparently the prenuptial agreement is on too!! Lamar decided that “just in case,” it might be a good idea to keep his fortune out of Khloe’s grasp. Quick Trim must not pay so well.

But celebrities sign prenups all the time. No big deal, right? WRONG!!

Since all of this is so spur of the moment, the prenup process just started Friday. Both Khloe and Lamar have lawyers that are handling the details, but it can’t be finalized by tomorrow, in time for the wedding. Why? Because apparently there are some “wrinkles” that aren’t ironing out so well. The lawyers are reportedly hitting some “roadblocks” and can’t finalize everything in time for tomorrow’s ceremony.

So what now? No wedding? No publicity? No free food and drink provided by the good folks at E! ? Nope, they’re going ahead with the ceremony, it just won’t be official. They’re reportedly waiting until the documents are signed to become Mr. and Mrs. Odom legally. Sunday’s ceremony will be a civil union.

We wonder what kind of roadblocks we’re talking here. Dirt coming soon!

Of course there’s another part to the story… And OF COURSE it’s the damn baby mama! Seems they were together for 10 years, engaged for quite some time, and had 3 kids together, Destiny, 10, Lamar Jr., 7, and Jayden, who died at just 7 months old from S.I.D.S. in June 2006.

So what does baby mama Liza Morales think about her man… errr.. her ex marrying Khloe Kardashian after dating her for only a MONTH??

“Everybody, and I quote, ‘everybody’ is shocked by this. I didn’t believe it because I got it in a text message, so I thought it was a joke. I knew they were dating, because, like everybody else saw, they were going all of these places they could be seen. So that’s how I found out they were dating.”

That’s right… She thought it was a joke. Is that because he never wifed her up after 10 years and 3 kids? You already know!

How long until the child support hearing?